I think this is how it would have ended if some of the religious folk had their way.
Also, if you already heard me tell this joke on Twitter, I am so sorry.
Also, if you already heard me tell this joke on Twitter, I am so sorry.
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I went to Deathly Hallows pt. II last week and I brought tissue because I thought I was going to cry. There was only one other guy in the theater at first (I was smart and I went to a matinee because I hate people), and I sort of jokingly said to him "It looks like it's just us, don't make fun of me if I cry!" And I was watching the back of his mohawk sort of turn toward me, and I had to say "Yeah, I'm talking to you!" and we had a laugh and he talked about how much better Harry Potter was than Twilight. And then a minute later he walked over to the seat in front of me and sort of leaned on his elbows and said, "If you need to cry with someone, you can come sit next to me" and I froze a little before I said "No I'd rather be humiliate myself up here alone" and I felt terrible for shooting him down and it was awkward when he walked back to his seat.
ReplyDeleteI didn't cry.
It was a weird day. You didn't already hear me tell this story on Twitter.
Heh, awesome story, but who are you?
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