Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Restless Leg Syndrome


Running free but out of steam,

this leg pumps bubbled blood.

Seen tripping over dreams

at the foot of the bed

, twitching under seams

onto another troubled sole,

it beats.

Give it one more double roll;

kick away the angry weight

, beneath twisted, twirling sheets,

into a sore and surly fate

of surely getting

beat.

… Restless, I’ll toss another tussle

with a writhing, wrestling muscle

, because it leaves me feeling

nothing less than beat.



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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Dear Myspace:















With ads like these, who needs a girlfriend? LOL


Answer: Dinosaurs.


(This one's a "real" ad, so click it!)

Sunday, February 8, 2009

The Way We Live


To be immortalized is every mortal’s wish.

For only this do some of them exist:

To hear their peers merely say their name

In recognition of their “hard-earned” fame.


-A mortal lives for forever.


Likewise, to be alive is any ghost’s desire,

If it oddly grows depressed or tired

Of eternal sleep or peaceful rest

And so decides living is the best.


-A ghost lives a spirited life.


Yet, to live and die is the lot in life of adventurers,

Who ever savor the world for all its treasures.

Thus, only this lively lot will know the candid agony

Of an unknown end at the callous hands of irony…


-Adventures are lived in the moment.


After we overturn every heavy rock

And unearth each secret that we sought,

We will toil in the soil until there we will lie;

An absolute adventurer must absolutely die.


-No stone is left unturned until at last, a gravestone.



Thursday, February 5, 2009

YEAH YEAH YEAH GO GO GO!!


Lick that envelope, Dr. Taub!!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Monday, February 2, 2009

Adventures in Driving!

The other night I saw a ghost on the road to dropping off R. Lerma at his place in Sapulpa. I definitely did not want to see said ghost a second time and risk having it recognize me from our previous encounter; I haven't heard of someone seeing the same ghost twice, so I doubt it's something survivable enough to recount. Therefore, I opted to take the highway home instead of the lowly, scenic slow way I usually go about. But I still did my darndest to take in the sights:

Firstly, a "haiku"!
In life I feel
That every sign to go
Is really a sign to yield.

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Secondly, a heart to heart with a stop light.
"The old red light treatment, eh? Well, I'm no greenhorn when it comes to the waiting game so I'll sit here until you prove that you're no yellowbelly by showing me your true colors!"

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Lastly, a realization!
I realized this is NOT a sign about a doctor who lives by the river. He/she just works there. Probably in order to poison the water supply and then make a sneaky profit by selling and administering the antidote later to those who were poisoned. What a clever river doctor!

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ADVENTURE OVER!