Harry Potter and the Deadly Gallows

I think this is how it would have ended if some of the religious folk had their way.

Also, if you already heard me tell this joke on Twitter, I am so sorry.

The World Round

Leveling itself

by ever reveling in itself,

The World round, born stubborn

and still stunted, to this day, in its wisdom,

loses the sound of its overblown breath,

then chooses to stay, in every way, no less dumb

and refuses to lament its own death.

So many adults can take so much pride in something so immaterial, something that alone so truly does not affect them, and something that can so easily be taken away. Rejoicing in the death of a single man, instead of the end of fighting, is just celebrating the continuation of war.

Wacom tablet got the worst of me

Things People Could Say!

Mileysaurus

REALITY

Things People Could Say!

In Soviet Russia, NyQuil takes you.

"If I should die,..."