Monday, March 30, 2009

Money is Tender





I found a piece of pickle-colored paper in the parking lot today. I picked it up and turned it over, hoping to find some clue as to who had left it there. However, the only evidence of possible relevance were the inscribed words "IN GOD WE TRUST".

So I kept it.

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Monday, March 16, 2009

The Enlightenment of Sin

If not for knowing I am a beast, I would be a beast,
An animal satisfying its God-given instincts by animalistic means.




In the end when your skin wears thin
It's burn, swim, or find religion.
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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Tiberius and the Texas Toast



or John Love Whoopsie

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

LOLVCR

BE WARNED:
THESE PARODIES MAY BE NERDY, INAPPROPRIATE, AND/OR SIMPLY SILLY.







Monday, March 9, 2009

The Inner/Outer Monster



































is it the inner or outer monster that drives us to temptation ?
and inhales the humanity that feeds it .
which one hangs the halo on its head ?

smoke signals Death

or just maybe it's the time it takes to fall asleep ,
and then the dreams begin .

does life burn ?

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Restless Leg Syndrome


Running free but out of steam,

this leg pumps bubbled blood.

Seen tripping over dreams

at the foot of the bed

, twitching under seams

onto another troubled sole,

it beats.

Give it one more double roll;

kick away the angry weight

, beneath twisted, twirling sheets,

into a sore and surly fate

of surely getting

beat.

… Restless, I’ll toss another tussle

with a writhing, wrestling muscle

, because it leaves me feeling

nothing less than beat.



For more information visit www.rls.org

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Dear Myspace:















With ads like these, who needs a girlfriend? LOL


Answer: Dinosaurs.


(This one's a "real" ad, so click it!)

Sunday, February 8, 2009

The Way We Live


To be immortalized is every mortal’s wish.

For only this do some of them exist:

To hear their peers merely say their name

In recognition of their “hard-earned” fame.


-A mortal lives for forever.


Likewise, to be alive is any ghost’s desire,

If it oddly grows depressed or tired

Of eternal sleep or peaceful rest

And so decides living is the best.


-A ghost lives a spirited life.


Yet, to live and die is the lot in life of adventurers,

Who ever savor the world for all its treasures.

Thus, only this lively lot will know the candid agony

Of an unknown end at the callous hands of irony…


-Adventures are lived in the moment.


After we overturn every heavy rock

And unearth each secret that we sought,

We will toil in the soil until there we will lie;

An absolute adventurer must absolutely die.


-No stone is left unturned until at last, a gravestone.



Thursday, February 5, 2009

YEAH YEAH YEAH GO GO GO!!


Lick that envelope, Dr. Taub!!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009