Good Morning, Tomato-chan

the cooks are in the kitchen
i mean
the crooks are in heaven
i mean
the books are in the oven
i mean...
the cooks burnt the steak because they didn't do the cookin' by the book!
I mean
THE CROOKS BURNT AT THE STAKE FOR COOKING THE BOOKS OF THE COMPANY IN WHICH THEY HAD A STAKE.

good night, cucumber-kun

I Speak, Therefore I am Not.

Modern Art

"This is not an apple."

For Brandon Rawr-san

I made you a Starglasaurus!

The "Dark" Side of the White House

Twitter is Ridiculous!

I managed to get a screenshot that proves how silly "Fritter" is, and it looks something like this...

A Rather Crude Joke

It's at least a single entendre!

A High Profile Party Indeed

I did this because I miss John, obviously.

My take on The Holy Trinity

Holy Spirit! A post with no pics!

I've decided to grow out all of the facial hair on my face EXCEPT the mustache area. Usually I think what I'm doing is bold and innovative. But when I look in the mirror and see that bald upper lip over a majestic field of fur, like a king without his crown, it just looks weird. But hey, maybe that's how Picasso felt...


about his face.